So by this time you have heard enough about the lovely leather skinned 44 year old mother form Jersey who looks like she's gaining on 60 and in trouble for supposedly putting her fair child in a tanning booth. She of course denies doing anything wrong, claims the child was never in the actual booth, just in the room with her while she tanned - playing with protective goggles on. She continues to downplay it by saying that "a lot of the other mothers bring their children with them too." Really?
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When I first got wind of this story, I thought what kind of tanning place allows a mother to bring children into the room with them? None I've ever been to in any of my prom, wedding or vacation preps. Please. I'm thinking Snooki must be the soul proprietor of this fine establishment. I'm also guessing it's located down a poorly lit alley next to the laundromat that's just a front for a drug ring. Now they are all in trouble.
Whether or not any of the allegations are true, just to look at this lady makes me want to give her a good hard punch square in the larnyx. Lord knows if you miss and hit her face, it may very well crack into a million pieces and fall off - what kind of message is she sending to her daughter? She who has the darkest tan wins is definitely not a motto this girl should be growing up with. This award winning mother definitely and literally looks like she's had her head up her ass for far too long..
Speaking of assheads, I just couldn't pass up this story. What in the holy hell were these grandparents thinking when they decided to connect their grandaughter's plastic toy car to their SUV with dog leashes attached to the trailer hitch dragging her around the neighborhood for the fun of it? Are you telling me you couldn't find anything better to do? There's no Chuck E. Cheese in your neighborhood? These fools are old enough to know better.
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Is it just me or does it remind you of National Lampoon's Vacation when they forgot the dog was still tied to the back bumper? Apparently these grandparents need a special drunk driving
course that would include reasons why unauthorized vehicles should not be towed on your trailer hitch and why hindsight is a good thing to have. Remember the time grandpa went to jail for dragging you behind the truck? Great memory..hope it was fun while it lasted..
Which is worse? Tanning or towing?
Who do you think deserves the bigger throat punch?