Have you heard about this guy Desmond Hatchett from Tennessee?
Over the course of the last 14 years he has fathered 30 children with 11 different women.
Think about 30 children for a minute.
I'm picturing that old lady in the shoe.
The oldest is 14 and the youngest are toddlers. Seriously? How do you have so much time on your hands after the first couple kids? I naturally assume there is no way any of these children live with him. You all know as well as I do, if any one of them did, that right there would be enough birth control for him not to have 30 kids. We are talking about an average of 2 kids per year. Over the course of 14 years. That's just the average.
Nine of those children have been born in the last THREE years - now that's three kids a year. I couldn't make this shit up you guys. Apparently sperm works like breastfeeding - the more you do it the more you produce? Either that or this guy just has super sperm.
It was also reported that the main reason his numbers hit a record high was because he had 4 kids in the same year - TWICE. I mean four kids in one year..
Are you kidding me?
Okay so even though 30 kids in 14 years is good reason, that's not even the reason for my throat punch because as you can probably guess, (or maybe you are surprised..) that's not even the best part - there is more to this gem of a story...
Now that his oldest is 14, and he still makes minimum wage he is requesting for THE STATE to HELP him pay his child support. He would like a break.
I'll give you a break...
This is where I want to punch this douche canoe with an extra big fist to rattle his brain a little. You are telling me that you never thought about child support when you took your dick out? I mean after having to pay and pay again for another child and another and yet another, (we could be here all day people..) with your pay being garnished more and more each time, you would think your brain would make the conscious connection and help you choose NOT to continue to produce more children. We know he obviously wasn't thinking with his brain..
This also makes me wonder about these 11 women - who possibly have 3 or more kids with this deadbeat. They didn't learn their lesson the first time around? He must really have some extra special magic going on in those pants.
To me, the best punishment for this guy - because he hasn't broken any laws nor is he in violation of anything - would be for these 11 baby mommas to hand over these 30 children to him and make him raise their asses for awhile. I mean if you can't keep your dick in your pants and you can't pay child support, it only seems like a natural consequence that you should take these children under your own roof 24/7. There is no break in fathering a child. Ask any real father. You made this bed - or in his case messed it up - in mass quantities...now it's your responsibility. Deal with it like a man and quit asking for help. Desmond Hatchett, may your man part shrivel up due to overuse and your baby mommas continue to get every cent they deserve. It's a shame that all these children have you to claim for a father. You will never have the time to be a dad to any of these children - how is that fair to any of them?
Why can't people take responsibility for their actions? Why don't people think about the consequences that could come from their actions?
Because they like to be throat punched that's why!!
Tell me what you think of this story. Do you think this guy has a leg to stand on getting any help from the state?