Thursday, May 24, 2012

Throat Punch - Dirty Thirty Edition

DUDE
Have you heard about this guy Desmond Hatchett from Tennessee?
Over the course of the last 14 years he has fathered 30 children with 11 different women.  
30. children.  
three. zero.
Think about 30 children for a minute.  
I'm picturing that old lady in the shoe. 
On crack.






The oldest is 14 and the youngest are toddlers.  Seriously?  How do you have so much time on your hands after the first couple kids?  I naturally assume there is no way any of these children live with him.  You all know as well as I do, if any one of them did, that right there would be enough birth control for him not to have 30 kids.  We are talking about an average of 2 kids per year. Over the course of 14 years.  That's just the average.


Nine of those children have been born in the last THREE years - now that's three kids a year. I couldn't make this shit up you guys. Apparently sperm works like breastfeeding - the more you do it the more you produce?  Either that or this guy just has super sperm.


It was also reported that the main reason his numbers hit a record high was because he had 4 kids in the same year - TWICE.  I mean four kids in one year..


Are you kidding me?


Okay so even though 30 kids in 14 years is good reason, that's not even the reason for my throat punch because as you can probably guess, (or maybe you are surprised..) that's not even the best part - there is more to this gem of a story...


Now that his oldest is 14, and he still makes minimum wage he is requesting for THE STATE to HELP him pay his child support.  He would like a break.


I'll give you a break...


This is where I want to punch this douche canoe with an extra big fist to rattle his brain a little. You are telling me that you never thought about child support when you took your dick out?  I mean after having to pay and pay again for another child and another and yet another, (we could be here all day people..) with your pay being garnished more and more each time, you would think your brain would make the conscious connection and help you choose NOT to continue to produce more children.  We know he obviously wasn't thinking with his brain..


This also makes me wonder about these 11 women - who possibly have 3 or more kids with this deadbeat.  They didn't learn their lesson the first time around?  He must really have some extra special magic going on in those pants.


To me, the best punishment for this guy - because he hasn't broken any laws nor is he in violation of anything - would be for these 11 baby mommas to hand over these 30 children to him and make him raise their asses for awhile.  I mean if you can't keep your dick in your pants and you can't pay child support, it only seems like a natural consequence that you should take these children under your own roof 24/7.  There is no break in fathering a child. Ask any real father. You made this bed - or in his case messed it up - in mass quantities...now it's your responsibility. Deal with it like a man and quit asking for help. Desmond Hatchett, may your man part shrivel up due to overuse and your baby mommas continue to get every cent they deserve.  It's a shame that all these children have you to claim for a father.  You will never have the time to be a dad to any of these children - how is that fair to any of them? 


Why can't people take responsibility for their actions?  Why don't people think about the consequences that could come from their actions?
  
Because they like to be throat punched that's why!!
Tell me what you think of this story.  Do you think this guy has a leg to stand on getting any help from the state?









24 comments:

Mayor Gia said...

Blargh - so not fair to the kids. Some of them are only getting like, 1.47 in child support anyways. Half his salary split 30 days isn't very much at all...

CoffeeLovinMom said...

I read that too - you would think something like this would be regulated somehow

Joyness Sparkles said...

Frankly, I am not suprised. Most likely this was a public school kid raised by a single hard working mother that had no time to teach him any values as she was trying to keep a roof over his head (I was a single mother for seven years...I know how hard it really is). This sort of behavior seems typical of someone who is peer raised and is never given the chance to really grow up...age has nothing to do with it. Men need to be able to become MEN. The native Americans have processes, most tribal communities have boy to man challenges and I think it is barbaric of Americans NOT to have real training for MEN (and the feminist movement needs to stay out of it and stick to their Girl Scouts). So again, I am totally not suprised that this happened.

Considering the nanny state that we live in where a person can get financial help to kill their children or their parents I would be suprised if this guy does not get state help to pay for his mistakes (none of those children are a mistake, his actions and those of the women were stupid). We live in a society where no one really has responsibility for their actions...we think we do, but really we don't, not like other countries.

So...while this is not a nice story I think we will be seeing ALOT more of this in the future. American culture has been crumbling for a very long time and so has the justice system. Not one part of this story should suprise anyone that has been paying attention. The best anyone can do is take responsibility as a parent as raise their children NOT to think this is ok for them.

Janna Hull said...

As always, it's the ones that can't speak up for themselves that are suffering; those poor kids. I'm conflicted. I want that man to pay (he owes, big time); but I don't think it's fair that the kids are going to be punished without any help. Having that man for a father is punishment enough.

Julie said...

Maybe you should do a new feature Scrotum Squash Saturday - this guy would be a perfect candidate!

Daddy's in Charge? said...

He is stupid... The moms are stupid... Poor kids born into this.

Les Botchar said...

oh bother...stupid is as stupid does.
and that goes for his women too. honestly, if nothing else, it's the perfect argument for State mandated sterilization. I mean, it's not so much the # that bothers me, but the fact that no one involved seems capable of providing for all these children. And the time factor - he's just a donor - not a Father. Indeed though, how do you hold him responsible without also punishing the innocent children? they will ultimately pay the price.

Lyd Rich said...

Love it. And I'm a little surprised, myself!

Roxanne said...

I have too much, or not enough to say about this. I don't really care about his support obligations, it wouldn't be enough to matter for the kids, nor would it be enough to deter his behavior. Each momma should legally name him as the Dad for the very slim chance that he hits the lottery or is negligently injured or killed and gets a settlement from a multimillion dollar lawsuit. Other than that, he's useless. Still the mothers should protect their rights. That said, at what point does a woman say, "No, I should not have a child by this man, and take whatever steps necessary to keep that from happening, the first being DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH A MAN WITH DOUBLE DIGIT KIDS BY DOUBLE DIGIT WOMEN!! These woman must have had no standards and required no commitment before procreating. I see a complete lack of self-esteem. And if a woman just wants a donor? Pick a better one. I literally can only shake my head at this. I hope the children have the influence of people other than their biological parents to teach them that they are worthy of so much more out of their lives so maybe they don't see this as a way of life. I'm embarrassed for them all. And by the way, it's okay to say, no I don't want a man with 5,10,15,20,25, 30 kids by different women. Geesh. Now I have to find something funny to read. This just sickens me.

Angel Shrout said...

I read this story and was just shocked. What I love is where they say oh well he isn't breaking the law.. if it were a woman the state could force her to get her tubes tied to stop her from having more. So I think a vasectomy is in order for him..

CoffeeLovinMom said...

I agree completely - I think it went viral just because of the shock value however I think you are right about seeing more of this in the future. It scares me to think that someone is out there probably trying to beat this record..

CoffeeLovinMom said...

I feel the most for these children who probably will never know their own father. I know things work differently state to state and I hope those mothers are getting assistance other than just support that they aren't getting from him.

CoffeeLovinMom said...

The biggest bother for me is that he said he needed a break - I mean who gets a break being a parent? Obviously he has no interest in fulfilling that job.

CoffeeLovinMom said...

I really think the shock value here is amazing - just doing the math it's a wonder it got this out of hand

CoffeeLovinMom said...

The more I wrote, the more I had to say. Some of the mothers are only getting 1.49 a month. Splitting half of his minimum monthly wage 30 ways doesn't go far. I agree about him being useless and the women being just as dumb - together we could have made a helluva post..

CoffeeLovinMom said...

Something is in order - I'm still hoping for the shriveling to happen eventually

CoffeeLovinMom said...

He would be perfect for that - and it would serve him right

Mary H said...

Good shit.... I agree with making him raise those kids for a while, except that would suck for the kids.

Sarah Kopf said...

Oh my gosh! You have me laughing SO hard! I'm in total agreement. This guy is a douchebag!

Sarah
www.thinfluenced.com

chemgirljaime said...

the world has lost sight of the concept of "accountability" ... this just baffles me. I really hope the state just laughs at him.

Pamela said...

I hope that if they do help his kids, he is required to have his you know what removed with no anesthetic first. What a dipwad irresponsible loser.

Jennifer Hall said...

Wow. Yes, I think sperm is supply and demand sort of thing. This is just gross.

Queen of Chaos Mom said...

So disgusting and agree that had he lived with multiple kids at any given time, that would have been birth control enough. I think he absolutely should spend some time raising his kids before he expects anyone to take responsibility for his actions. Agree that he should be "scrotum squashed".

My Pixie Blog said...

I'm actually completely speechless (I haven't heard this story before). It's so sad to think that 30 children will never have a pure relationship with their father. I'm willing to bet he probably doesn't know all of their names either. And asking for help goes beyond being irresponsible. You said it, sister. This guy should have kept it in his pants... or at least pulled a condom out if he was going to do the deed.

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