Monday, May 9, 2011

10 Things - Funnies From the Kids

Here are some of the great quotes this week: (keep in mind, the boy is 9 and girl is 6)

  1. Boy: "Mom, my door cannot be A JAR - it's a DOOR!"
  2. Girl: "Is it Wacky Sunday?"
  3. Boy: "I will NOT put a firecracker in the toilet."
  4. Girl: "Can I speed you up?"
  5. Boy: "I want an afro!"  
  6. Girl: "I cast myself up there on the bar.."
  7. Boy: "I know you are but what am I?"
  8. Girl: "Are you writing this down - what I said?"
  9. Boy: "Nothing's slower than fast, nothing's faster than slow."
  10. Boy: "Mom there is one similarity between Justin Bieber and Michael Jackson..they both sing like girls!" 


RoryBore said...

LOL - that first one is hilarious! I wish I had a dollar for everytime I had to explain a funny term, or play on words to their young minds!

Oh, and my Keurig coffee maker broke this weekend... I thought you might be the one who could understand the dark place I now reside :)

bluebell screams said...

Haha I love #10! and #3 is definitely reassuring. :)

I'm your newest follower from the Sunday Stalker hop.

Marisa said...

I think #7 is my favorite. :-) Kids are awesome in that they come up with the best sayings.

#7 definitely needs to be stitched on a pillow.

Marni's Organized Mess said...

Hahahaha! These are awesome! I love the things kids say! : )

Thanks for linking up on my Super STALKER Sunday again!

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